Jake’s Jokes
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Flying Blonde
9 Dec 2006 at 12:02pm
The plane is on its way to Houston , when a blonde in economy class gets up
and moves to the first class section and sits down.

The flight attendant …

Shoot her!
17 Dec 2006 at 1:44am
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door…

On the Road
16 Dec 2006 at 3:51pm
Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde woman and an enormously large woman with an unfriendly scowl are in a train car. The train pas…

Men and blondes
3 Jan 2007 at 6:57am
Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company….

Blonde
30 Dec 2006 at 7:12pm
Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?

So men can understand them!…

All about men…
20 Dec 2006 at 3:15am
1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.

2. Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the…

Stranded on an island
20 Dec 2006 at 4:00am
One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

“It’s certainly not a ship”, he thi…

140 million iraqis and 1 blonde
23 Dec 2006 at 12:57am
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?”

The barma…

Reload.
9 Dec 2006 at 5:49pm
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his manhood.

He …

Stupid blondes
8 Dec 2006 at 2:52am
A blonde comes home one day to find her husband banging another woman.

“Billy, what are you doing?!” she cries.

Billy looks at his lover and says, “…

Collection of Yo Mama Jokes
24 Dec 2006 at 9:22am
Yo Mama sooo skinny, she can dodge rain drops.

yo mama is so fat she went to KFC and asked for the bucket on the roof.

Ya mama is so fat she sells s…

A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
15 Dec 2006 at 10:14am
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left — phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of On…

Blonde paint job
3 Jan 2007 at 6:18pm
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the fr…

Blonde Jokes joke #11121
10 Dec 2006 at 12:21am
A teacher is instructing her fourth grade class, and she’s telling them that the word of the day is ‘contagious.’ She asks if anyone can use this word…

Blonde Jokes joke #11120
28 Dec 2006 at 1:45am
There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunets. So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In t…